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Video From Radiohead's Santa Barbara Webcast
Although the overlap between Barack Obama's DNC address and Radiohead's webcast of their final North American show this tour wasn't total and complete, from your Santa Barbara liveblogging, it seems more than a few of you devoted your night to Obama's Denver address. I think you guys chose wisely, both for the sake of Observing Significant Moments In American History, and for the sake of knowing that the Internet captures every move Radiohead makes in perpetuity anyway. What I saw of the concert was a nice reminder of my nights with them this summer, and a necessary chaser to hearing Chris Matthews yell at me about how essential Barack's speech was. We've rounded up what we could of the high-quality YouTubes out there from the Santa Barbara set, along with a setlist, for your pleasure. Van Halen's Not Running With The GOPLike so many bands before them, Van Halen do not approve of their music being used on the presidential campaign trail (McCain used "Right Now" as an entrance theme in Ohio this morning). "Permission was not sought or granted nor would it have been given," says VH management. "They're not political, they're just rock and roll." Also Sarah Palin's favorite meal is moose stew. Lykke Li Visits Late Night
Artist To Watch Lykke Li gave Americans the first opportunity to watch her on late night TV last night. The buzz Swede visited Studio 6A, where she performed icy dance pop tune "Breaking It Up" with an invisible choir. Looks like Lykke won over Conan with her megaphone and patented wacky moves. Of course you may have been otherwise engaged, so here's what you missed. New Crystal Castles Video - "Crimewave (Crystal Castles VS. Health)"
Most remix type things should never be downloaded, let alone get a video. But Crystal Castles' slinky, Nintendo bleepy makeover of HEALTH's "Crimewave" -- a standout track from the exceedingly good HEALTH // DISCO remix album -- well, that can get whatever it wants. The clip has a higher Alice Glass visibility factor than did "Courtship Dating" (she's singing through a mesh net) and features a down on his luck zombie, mixed in with footage of Crystal Castles supremely strobed live show. New Streets Video - "Everything Is Borrowed"
In this clip for the opening/title track of the new Streets album, Mike Skinner is at home, not roaching a spliff and watching telly, but waking the wife and making breakfast for his son. Their domestic bliss is cut short when six dudes show up to repossess the house. It's "an artistic piece of credit crunch drama" according to The Beats' video description. The maudlin refrain "I came to this world with nothing, and I'll leave with nothing but love" takes on a more literal meaning in this context. The British rapper's no stranger to sentimental songs, of course, but it's an interesting choice for first single and perhaps hints at LP4's more mature themes. Paul Westerberg Offers More Oddly Priced Downloadable MusicWe told you Paul Westerberg's 44-minute 49:00 was available at for 49 cents -- was because looks like you can't buy it anymore. If you don't mind inflation, though, there's the two-song 3oclockreep EP going for .99 (one's a 22-minute collage that includes Tom Waits babbling!) and choose between 99¢ and :05 for "5:05." New David Grubbs - "An Optimist Declines (Edit)"
David Grubbs supposedly describes his new album An Optimist Notes The Dusk as "a step into the void," which doesn't sound overly optimistic. His first solo record since 2004's poppier A Guess At The Riddle does sound good and enjoyable fractured, though. It consists of five longer songs (hence the "edit" in the above headline) and an 11-minute instrumental. Fans of his work in Gastr del Sol or the nighttime blues of Loren Connors should appreciate the spare, nay skeletal, knottiness. Listen: Rufus Wainwright Pulls His Opera From The Met Because They Refuse To Pardon His FrenchThe piano man had begun work on his first ever opera, but he's composing it in French, and his would-be commissioners at the Met and Lincoln Center prefer their new operas in English. That's why he's looking to find it a new home -- that, and because the Met can't even fit it in 'til 2014. Quoth Rufus: "I'm an impatient pop star." Two Swedish Girls Cover Fleet Foxes In The WoodsAmateur YouTube musicians can be sad, annoying, or both. Teenage sisters Klara and Johanna Söderberg, harmonizing on "Tiger Mountain Peasant Song" in a magical forest, are neither. In fact, they will brighten your day. ">Good job, Internet! New High Places - "From Stardust To Sentience"
It's hard to believe, but High Places still haven't released their first proper album -- 03/07 - 09/07 was a comp, remember. But don't expect a letdown: Their forthcoming self-titled debut on Thrill Jockey's great, easily expanding on and complicating their past work, creating a more cohesive whole than you received via 03/07 - 09/07, etc. A little while ago we offered a listen to the recorded version of "Vision's the First..." (which we first heard at our SXSW party) fronting fellow album track "Namer" on an Upset The Rhythm 7". Now you can take a listen to "From Stardust To Sentience," the album's quiet finale. It sounds like an exit, a pretty ambient lullaby that finds Mary Pearson singing about space, the effects of gravity, and the desert where "your thoughts are as clear as the stars." New Kaiser Chiefs - "Never Miss A Beat"
Mark Ronson is very serious about his love for Kaiser Chiefs. He memorialized this by commissioning Lily Allen to sing a cover of KC's "Oh My God" for his Versions record. Now he's one-upped himself by taking a production credit on the band's forthcoming, third album. "Never Miss A Beat" has been popping up on Kaiser Chiefs live sets since last year, sounding like a fairly standard guitar-rocking chant-along Kaiser Chiefs song, so here's Ronson's opportunity to bring some apparent shifts to the mix. (Warning, though: He didn't really bring any shifts to the mix.) New Lou Reed (Feat. Antony Hegarty) - "Caroline Says, Pt. II" (Live At St. Anne's Warehouse)
We've mentioned Julian Schnabel's documentary Lou Reed's Berlin along with Lou Reed's diss of Lester Bangs. The film's out this fall, the diss largely forgotten. Anyhow, Lou Reed's Berlin includes a December 2006 performance of the 1973 album at St. Ann's Warehouse in Brooklyn. Matador's releasing the accompanying soundtrack under the descriptive title Berlin: Live At St. Ann's Warehouse. The first MP3 from the 14-track collection's "Caroline Says, Pt. II," the later rewriting of the Velvet Underground's "Stephanie Says." Speaking of which, VU fans should also remember "Candy Says," the one about Warhol superstar transsexual Candy Darling, who shows up in "Walk On The Wild Side" and appeared on the cover of Antony & The Johnson's I Am A Bird Now via a photo taken by the late (and, yeah, great) Peter Hujar. All that to say: Antony helps Lou on the final refrains here and it makes incredibly good sense to have him connected to one of the "says" songs. Slash On Chinese Democracy LeakerSaul Hudson's still got feelings for Axl. About the recently arrested CD leak-blogger, Slash tells the LA Times: "I hope he rots in jail. It's going to affect the sales of the record, and it's not fair. The Internet is what it is, and you have to deal with it accordingly, but I think if someone goes and steals something, it's theft." The Kooks Cover MGMT
We were in Chicago for Fork Fest the weekend of MGMT's Pool Party free show at McCarren in Williamsburg, and my phone that Sunday was attacked by nonstop texts about how the Pool had never been more packed, the VIP was full of B-list celebs, and the line to get in was around the block all day. Wait, what? When did they get so big? They're huge. They have models breakdown their equipment after shows and drink from goblets made of gold and success. Maybe it's the major label promo money? Or, maybe it's just that they have some undeniable singles. That's not as much fun as conspiracy theories, but if we're chalking it up to the tracks, "Kids" makes the list. Meanwhile, the Kooks are a band that exists. File this under unnecessary and patently average covers. But we're suckers for covers, so here you have it. It's acoustic, the warbly synth riff comes forgettably picked on a guitar, but to its credit, the harmonies sound nice on the chorus. You may have a listen at idents.tv. Happy 50th Michael Jackson!
The Daily Mail's posted an article titled "As he turns 50, is this what Michael Jackson should really look like?" The speculation of what he may or may not look like if he hadn't undergone the knife and hardcore depression is just that, speculation, but the reported facts about his everyday life in Las Vegas, where he now resides, are a bummer to say the least: [H]e spends his time wandering around Las Vegas with a gaggle of bodyguards and his three precocious children, Prince Michael I (11), Paris (ten) and Prince Michael II (six). Happy 50th, indeed. The article's interesting, written by J Randy Taraborrelli, who's written three best sellers about him and claims to have "reported more on Jackson in the past 30 years than anyone else," and its pins a pretty compelling story: "Alone in his madness, he became gradually weirder, and no one seemed to care." Something more tangible: He had to default on Neverland ranch. Anyway, how about that picture, which we're told were rendered by "an expert" and depicts what Jackson would've looked like if he'd let his face age naturally: More Recent Articles |
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BEST OF THE BWE: After The Blogs Of Summer Are Gone…
CAPTION THIS: Llllooky here. My name is Lllllleo. L-E-O.Leonardo DiCaprio has a point to make. So you better LLLListen up! ![]() EBOLA FRIDAY: Squeeze My BellyIt's Ebola Friday! When we take random videos that we're absolutely positive are super dooper definitely going to go viral and release them on Friday afternoons (aka, Internet PRIME TIME). This week's video: Squeeze My Belly. Man, Batman Returns looks reeeally ridiculous when you go back and watch it now: 12 Steps For David Duchovny To Cure His Sex Addiction
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Do Your Part To Rid The World Of Heidi & SpencerAOL's PopEater, one of the biggest celebrity-related sites on the Internet, is running a poll asking readers whether or not they should ban all Heidi and Spencer-related coverage from their sites, which strikes me as a uniquely democratic opportunity for all of us to play a small part in ridding the world of these terrible, terrible people. God knows we've tried to dispense with them around here, but they're just too damn easy to make fun of. Anyway, make your voices heard - then hold AOL to their promise! 10 Professional Dogs Taking The Day OffIn honor of Labor Day, and in solidarity with all of us who don't want to work on Monday, here are 10 pictures of professional dogs slackin' on the job. 1. Surgeon Dog Milk Bone, some water and a pillow, stat! Lying down -- typical Union worker! Also it's a dog. He's got... Doggie Space Dementia! That's not an office! And the only Blackberry this fella uses are his balls! Which do not, in fact, receive email, nor are they in any way capable of conducting business! Even figureheads have to wake up sometime! There aren't gas pumps in bed! You only put your work uniform on as part of some crazy sex fetish, didn't you??? Awww. Why does this one count as slacking? Because he's a professional Baseball player. I know it's only September, but drooling ain't gonna make them toys! Top Chef? More like TIRED Chef who's a dog!![]() Joel McHale Hearts Spencer PrattI must confess my undying love for Joel McHale and The Soup in general. I mean, for the love of God, he brought Spaghetti Cat into the spotlight for all to see. I also must confess my undying disgust for Heidi Montag. I actually spend minutes of my day thinking about her, wondering what the hell is going on behind her eyes. It's obvious that Spencer has convinced her that they are one step ahead of us all, and that holding up two melons in front of her breasts in a supermarket for a photo op would be really edgy. Having said all that, it is with IMMENSE pleasure that I present to you this video of Joel McHale and his version of the Overdosin' video: ICYMI: Finally, A Comprehensive Guide To Dick MovesOur friends at Videogum found this funny sketch PSA with a premise is so sublimely simple that you can't help but grin the whole time you watch it. Basically, a couple guys - with the help of a giant foam penis man - clearly illustrate a wide variety of behaviors that could accurately be classified as "dick moves". Take a look, because you just might learn something. CAPTION THIS: Brit Brother Is WatchingMadonna performs in Germany on the second leg of her "Giant F*cking Britney Head" Tour. ![]() |
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Cast Pictures: 'Survivor: Gabon' Castaways Revealed
Jennifer Aniston Will Make A Return Visit To NBC
Lindsay Lohan 'Wants' Michael Phelps?
Prison Break: What to Expect This Season
Shannen Doherty Criticizes 'Panty-Less' Starlets
Moby Slams Security At Political Convention
Tim Gunn Attacks 'Desperate' Jennifer Aniston
Queen Latifah To Adopt?
Madonna Wears Bathrobe Through Airport Security
Darius Rucker Leaves Hootie And The Blowfish
Slideshow: 'General Hospital' Hotties
Lindsay Lohan's Uncle Jailed
Michael Jackson At 50: 'The Best Is Yet To Come'
The Most Underrated & Overrated Woody Allen Films
Miley Cyrus' Style Slammed By 'Runway' Host
Lil Wayne Skips Court Date For Dentist
Dave Gilmour: 'Pink Floyd's Style Created From Our Lack Of Talent'
Slash Blasts 'Album Thief'
Rap Lyrics Depress Brian Wilson
Three-Day 'Thriller' In Las Vegas
Michael Jackson Took Hiatus To Raise Children
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SHOWBIZ LEGAL EAGLE GOES DOWN! Christensen Found Guilty On All Counts; Pellicano Also Convicted For 2nd Time UPDATE: Sentencing will take place November 17th. Maybe Terry Christensen should have hired a real criminal attorney and not his entertainment law partner Patty Glaser who clearly got out of testifying against him by becoming his counsel. Being found guilty on one count of wiretapping and one count of criminal conspiracy means that Christensen could be jailed [...] Why Do NBC Anchors Love Aaron Sorkin? Few people in Hollywood actually like Aaron Sorkin, least of all his fellow Writer's Guild scribes who recently learned about his attempts to undermine the guild's solidarity behind the writers strike. But NBC political anchors really really like him. Last night, NBC's Brian Williams and MSNBC's Keith Olbermann had an on-air bromance over, of all things, Aaron [...] More Recent Articles |
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![]() ![]() PHOTOS | WENN david duchovny is a sex addict!
i have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. i ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.david duchovny's wife (of ten years) actress tea leoni must be a total basket case plus the couple shares two kids together - daughter madelaine west (9) and son kyd (6) at least david (pictured below at the london premiere of the x-files: i want to believe) is seeking help for his issue (far sexier than a drug and/or alcohol addiction) and had the balls to issue a statement like he did (rather than letting rumors run rampant...) it's probably not the best timing with the 2nd season of his show californication premiering next month (which i just posted about this past weekend - he plays sex obsessed writer 'hank moody' - talk about life imitating art...) but when there's an issue to be dealt with - i always say the sooner the better! popbytes over & out for tonight...xoxo ![]() PHOTOS | WENN burn after reading
![]() ![]() ![]() PHOTOS | FOCUS FEATURES The new comedy thriller BURN AFTER READING is written, produced and directed by Joel Coen and Ethan Coen. At CIA headquarters, analyst Osborne Cox (John Malkovich) is ousted. His wife Katie (Tilda Swinton) is already well into an illicit affair with Harry (George Clooney), a married federal marshal. When a computer disc containing material for Osborne's memoirs accidentally falls into the hands of gym employees Linda (Frances McDormand) and Chad (Brad Pitt), the duo are intent on exploiting their find. As gym manager Ted (Richard Jenkins) frets, events spiral out of everyone's and anyone's control, in a cascading series of darkly hilarious encounters... More Recent Articles | ||||||||||
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Gordon Ramsay Says Buckingham Palace Food SucksPost from: celebrity gossip news at emigrestudio.com Gordon Ramsay Says Buckingham Palace Food Sucks Foul-mouthed celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay says the food at Buckingham Palace is prehistoric, chewy shit when he appeared on the Jay Leno show. Gordon Ramsay was made an Order Of The British Empire in July 2006 and had the misfortune of dining at [...] |
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Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey: LAX Jet-Setters
Heading out of town for the weekend, Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey were spotted getting ready for departure at LAX airport on Friday (August 29). The former Miss Teen USA and her man strolled through the terminal, with Vanessa toting around her pet pooch, Wookie, as they headed towards the security checkpoint. Charlize Theron Premieres “The Burning Plain”
Continuing along with her busy day at the Venice Film Festival, Charlize Theron once again looked stunning on the red carpet - this time for the premiere of her new movie “The Burning Plain”. The Academy Award-winning South African actress both starred in and acted as executive producer for the Guillermo Arriaga directed drama. Jennifer Aniston: Back to TV on 30 Rock
She was one of the longest-reigning queens of prime time television, playing the role of Rachel Green on “Friends.” And it sounds like Jennifer Aniston is returning to the small screen this fall season. According to her rep, Steven Huvane, the “Rumor Has It” actress will be guest starring on NBC’s hit comedy “30 Rock.” He told press, “She is shooting now. We are not giving out any specifics on her character. Jonas Brothers Take Out Taylor and Selena
Sure to stir up even more talk as to who’s dating who, the Jonas Brothers were spotted out at TAO last night in New York City - and they weren’t alone! Joe Jonas and his rumored love, Taylor Swift, along with Joe’s younger brother Nick and his said-to-be sweetheart, Selena Gomez, were caught by the paparazzi as they left the trendy Big Apple nightspot. Jennifer Lopez and Jessica Alba: Voto Latino
It has been a crazy week mixing celebrities and politics in Denver, Colorado. And on Wednesday night, Jennifer Lopez and Jessica Alba were busy rallying the Latino vote. The “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” songstress and the “Dark Angel” actress converged on Vinyl Nightclub in downtown Denver to inform and encourage Latin Americans to get involved in the political system. Lauren Conrad: Looking to Settle Down
Prepping for the busy day ahead, Lauren Conrad was spotted leaving her Beverly Hills home yesterday (August 28) and heading for town. The “Hills” hottie sported a floral blue shirt with a pair of black leggings, black heels, and an oversized black handbag as she hopped into her car. Sienna Miller’s London Stroll
She’s been making headlines as of late due to her alleged homewrecking affair with Balthazar Getty, and earlier today Sienna Miller was spotted taking some time for herself back in London, England. The “Factory Girl” sweetie chatted away on her mobile phone as she enjoyed the beautiful summer weather during a stroll through a local park.
Today Show Rocks With Katy Perry, Pussycat Dolls
The always-popular Today Show Summer Concert Series continued this morning with the “Songs of Summer” show, including performances by Katy Perry, the Pussycat Dolls, and Jesse McCartney. And it was an early gig, as taping started at 7am sharp at the Today Show’s Window on the World Studio, located at 49th Street and Rockefeller Plaza in Midtown Manhattan. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake: PDA Pals
If there was any doubt that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are madly in love, their mini-makeout session on Melrose yesterday should put it to rest. The “Summer Catch” hottie and her “SexyBack” stud were spotted furniture shopping at Bisazza in Los Angeles when they grabbed each other and played a little tonsil hockey. Perhaps they were celebrating a great furniture find! Penelope Cruz: Business Dinner
When it comes to knowing the right people in Hollywood, it would appear that Penelope Cruz has her bases covered. And last night she was spotted having dinner with bigwig producer Harvey Weinstein. The “Vanilla Sky” beauty looked cute in a low-cut black-with-colorful-accents blouse and a pair of vintage wash jeans as she schmoozed with the studio exec on their way to the swanky Cipriani restaurant. Charlize Theron Steams Up Venice Film Festival
She’s been making her rounds at the 2008 Venice Film Festival, and the latest stop for Charlize Theron was the photo call for her film “The Burning Plain.” The “Battle in Seattle” babe looked absolutely gorgeous in a sleeveless pink wrap-textured dress teamed with a pair of shiny black high heels as she posed for the paparazzi.
Jessica Alba and Fergie: Democratic Divas
From all accounts, the final night of the Democratic National Convention felt more like a concert than a stuffy political event. And with gals like Jessica Alba and Fergie in the crowd, it’s easy to see why. The “Good Luck Chuck” mommy and the “Big Girls Don’t Cry” songstress looked to be enjoying themselves on the historical evening that included the first African American man nominated to Presidential Candidacy. Katie Holmes’ Day on Broadway
We’re used to seeing her donning chic monochromatic ensembles, but today Katie Holmes opted for a bit of color as she headed into work. The “Dawson’s Creek” darling was spotted making her way to the Minetta Lane Theatre in Midtown Manhattan sporting a green, purple, and yellow splatter-colored top underneath a tan cardigan sweater, jeans, and flats. |
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McCain Making History It’s official. John McCain has chosen Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to be his Vice Presidential running-mate. So this means that whether Obama becomes President or John McCain: History will be broken. Holy shit, this year is breaking records. Unemployment rates are at it’s high, House Pricing is at its low, Michael Phelps and the Olympics…now Politics. 2008: Historical. Solange thinks she looks cool Solange is annoyin’ my eyes with her bullshit clothing style and bullshit smile. Who the eff put this outfit together? Is she trying to be different from Beyonce? If so, she’s doing an amazing job. She’s even seperated herself from all other humans! Congratulations, you think you’re different Solange. You think your voice is incredibly unique so this must obviously give you the authority to dress like a effin 5 year old…wait no, I don’t want to offend any five-yr-olds. You dress like a cheap ghetto queen. Maybe it’s because you are one. Dont lie, you know the only thing that’s holding your career up is your association with Jay-Z, and Beyonce, bitch! Jodie Marsh? Who the hell… Do people really flippin’ look like this? Don’t get me wrong, I love these hoes because I get to make fun of them. So this is Jodie Marsh. I didn’t care for her ever but seriously…what a horrid little piece of work. If prostitutes were clowns, I think this is what they would look like. I think her eyebrows were painted with the oil dripping from her eyelashes. And that hair….somewhere in the world, a little girl has found her Barbie Dolls bald. The hair of those dolls are now on Jodie Marsh’s scalp. Absolutely disgusting. Eventually, Britney Spears will look like this in the year 2020. Barrack Obama: His Moving Speech Did YOU see Obama’s acceptance speech last night? I did. I thought it was inspiring and moving. For anyone who missed it…what were you thinking? Obama made history, and you missed it. If you think that politics is unimportant, you’re a fool and shouldn’t be living in this country. If you’re a citizen, you should be following these campaigns closely because you’re going to vote. Don’t be ignorant and think your vote won’t count. Get out there, educate yourself on the issues and vote for who YOU think would make a good president. Sheesh! Well back to Obama- his speech was powerful and I thought his attacks on McCain were superb. We can only wait for the Republican Convention next week to see what McCain will say. Oh and there are rumors that when introducing McCain’s biography, they have no pictures or footage of him- because camera’s still hadn’t been invented yet! Ha ha! The Dumb Bitch Tries to Model When you google shit, this picture of Ali Lohan should be coming up. That girl looks so damn ugly. I didn’t even recognize her for a couple of seconds, the fuglyness was messing with my memory. She can’t sing, act, dance, talk…she’s only famous because her sister Lindsay was awesome back in the day. Here is a fun quote: “The reality show that I am doing with my famiily is a great way to show that we are actually a normal family and not some freaks the tabloids make us out to be.” Hm, I think your family resembles goblins. Greedy ass mofos who are all ugly as f***. And your reality show is shit. It just confirms how awful you Lohans are. But the real issue is: whose the dumb bitch that put Ali on the cover? Fire that f***er. Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays These celebrities were born on August 29: Michael Jackson is 50. More Recent Articles |
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It's been a great last hurrah of the summer, hasn't it? We hope you all have a great weekend - and be absolutely sure to take a break from your Labor Day plans to check back on Monday, because we will be handing over the site to a VERY SPECIAL, AND INCREDIBLY FAMOUS, GUEST BLOGGER!!! Do not miss this! Until then, relive some of the laughs we had this week. We're growing up so fast, aren't we?
As we mentioned this morning, David Duchovny has checked himself in to a rehab facility for his sex addiction. Now, I'm no expert in either addiction or sex, and I certainly don't have the credentials of someone as experienced as, saaaaaay, Dr. Phil, but I think I've come up with the perfect 12 step plan for Duchovny to follow. If he spends exactly 1 week in a room alone with EACH of the following 12 people, in the EXACT order I have laid out here for him, he will be permanently cured. Warning: NSFYB (Not safe for your boner): just reading this post may lower your sex drive. 











DENVER -- By picking Gov. Sarah Palin from Alaska to be 
Milk Bone, some water and a pillow, stat!
Lying down -- typical Union worker! Also it's a dog.
He's got... Doggie Space Dementia!
That's not an office! And the only Blackberry this fella uses are his balls! Which do not, in fact, receive email, nor are they in any way capable of conducting business!
Even figureheads have to wake up sometime!
There aren't gas pumps in bed! You only put your work uniform on as part of some crazy sex fetish, didn't you??? Awww.
Why does this one count as slacking? Because he's a professional Baseball player.
I know it's only September, but drooling ain't gonna make them toys!
Top Chef? More like TIRED Chef who's a dog!















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